Farm Raised

“Excuse me, is your fish farm raised?

“Yes, it is.”

“Oh, dear. No, I’ll have a grilled chicken sandwich.”

If you have ever found yourself in this conversation or one similar, I regret to inform you that no one has eaten a wild caught chicken in this country since Millard Fillmore was in office. I don’t follow your logic. Please leave. 

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